Tuesday September 27, 2011 20:05
The Sexy Kyle Gallner
Click the thumbnails for the full size images. See Myspace is still occasionally useful for something.
Usually when I do one of these it’s not quite so transparent because the actor is further along in his career so I can mention his mad acting skills or awesome sense of humor. Kyle Gallner is still in the slutty young actress phase of his career though, which is super awesome. You know, when the casting director is told “we need someone young and hot who will take off their pants!”. So you’ve got a young actor running around half naked in horror movies and teen sex comedies? Yeah, I’m all about that.
I fell for Kyle in the winter of 2010. I had just seen the abominable A Nightmare On Elm Street remake and a few days later had decided to rewatch Jennifer’s Body. (I’m a big Megan Fox fan). As I was watching it I thought this emo kid’s pretty hot. Then it hit me, wasn’t that the Ritalin kid in Elm Street? I texted ChaCha who confirmed my suspicion. I didn’t really think too much about it because I’d assumed that he was younger than he is. (Yay, for being wrong, he’s almost 25.)
A few months ago I read about a movie called Cougars Inc and knew that I had to rent that ASAP when it was released. Then this month Kevin Smith released Red State on video on demand. So I’m firmly back in Kyle Gallner mode. Without giving too much away about Red State I must say that I’m sure that Kevin Smith wasn’t intending to get young women into S&M with it but according to tumblr that’s what’s happening. Love it!
If you want to watch Gallner run around in various states of undress you need to watch Cougars Inc and Cherry ASAP. Cougars Inc is one of those Risky Business type of flicks about teens who run a prostitution ring to service older women. Denise Richards and James Belushi costar. Cherry is about a nerdy guy who goes to college and then meets an older woman who has went back to college (hey, I see a pattern here) and gets tangled up in her life. He’s a “cherry” which means that he’s a virgin at the beginning of the movie. Aw.
I’m currently very excited to see Kyle’s upcoming film about an aspiring band, Losers Take All. Yes, he sings! Unfortunately it doesn’t have a release date yet.
Christine Vachon interviews Kyle Gallner at Sundance in 2011 about Red State & Little Birds
LOSERS TAKE ALL
JENNIFER’S BODY (someone put together a video of every scene of his! spoilers)
“What’s your favorite sexual position?” on the set of Cougars Inc (originally called Mothers Little Helpers)
(the short film in 2 parts)
Hollywood Takes a Stand Against Planking
Kyle is from West Chester, Pennsylvania.
He had heart surgery when he was 4 years old.
Amazon Instant Video
Check It Out
“Turn the room around!” -about the filming of Losers Take All.
Gallner on Kevin Smith’s Smodcast
Kyle Gallner photos on Fanpop
Kevin Smith’s Red State marketing strategy
K Gallner tumblr
Heck Yeah Kyle Gallner tumblr
Kyle Gallner tumblr