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Note: mild season 2 spoilers

Pablo Schreiber as Mendez aka "Pornstache"
Season 2, Episode 9 “40 OZ of Furlough”
Directed by SJ Clarkson, Cinematography by Yaron Orbach

Today’s entry for The Film Experience’s Hit Me With Your Best Shot series is about the awesome show, Orange is the New Black, instead of a movie. I’m sure that there are many moments that I could have chosen from. Some may have been more deep or more important but I just fucking love this shot!

At this point in season 2, we are watching Red and Nicky discuss Red’s troubles. This is about 2/3 of the way through the season and Pornstache is finally back! or as he himself says, “Mendez is back, bitches”. Pornstache is truly the type of character that one loves to hate. Plus he’s not only a jerk but also pathetic.

For me, this scene is so perfect because it’s not only fab for those of us who are addicted to OITNB. I feel like someone could sit down, see this scene and totally get Pablo Schreiber’s character within a minute. He’s a douchebag with a job that gives him too much control over others.

Yes, the reintroduction of his character is actually used to spur the plot forward so he’s not just needlessly there but aside from that it’s just so fun.

I’d also totally love to do a collage of Natasha Lyonne as Nicky going down or getting eaten out by other girls from this season. She’s fantastic.

You can stream seasons 1 and 2 of Orange is the New Black here on Netflix.

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2.5 out of 5

Disclosure: I got this product as part of an advertorial.

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This is a review of a “detox supplement”. You may want to steer clear if this is not up your alley. (I do not go into graphic detail or anything though.)

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disney lifeguard

my "sinspiration", j/k

my “sinspiration”, j/k

This fall I will be working in Orlando, Florida for Disney as a part of the Disney College Program. My role is lifeguard. See above for a photo of an actual Disney lifeguard and the poster for Kristen Bell’s The Lifeguard. Obviously that has no relation to this except it comes to mind when I think of lifeguarding. Plus she does have to wear a red swimsuit and she’s over 30.

In my above video I go into detail on everything I’ve learned about what it will be like when I actually do the program. Obviously I won’t really know what it’s like until I start but I like to be as prepared as possible.

Below are the videos and links I’ve found online to be most useful when it comes to researching this role. I’d recommend watching both the unofficial and official videos to really get a feel for it.

I forgot to mention in my video that yes, it’s a known thing for the lifeguards to dance (so fun!).

recommended DCP lifeguard links:
Kingdom Hopping-a blog written by a DCP lifeguard. Just scroll down to the links for her many posts on the topic.
Guarding the World: Lifeguard Class Days 2 & 3 -from the above blog. This post is specifically about the training.
Adventures with the Mouse: All About Training to be a Lifeguard at Disney-another DCP participant’s post about the training

You may also enjoy:
DCP: What is the Disney College Program?
Disney College Program: Interviews & Roles
My Disney Online Submission Character Audition
DCP: My Disney College Program Entertainment Audition


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tony horton p90x

Have you been looking for a new workout plan? Want to get sexy for this summer? BeachBody is currently having a huge sale of up to 50% off some of their popular exercise programs. You can click here to go see everything that’s on sale. Shop quickly, this sale ends on June 9th.

Programs that are currently available include the well known P90X, the next step up P90X2, the low impact Tai Chi flavored Tai Cheng, the kick butt Insanity: The Asylum with a free chin-up bar, the fun Hip Hop Abs Dance Party Series-Rockin’ Abs/Hard Body (you know I love to dance), Les Mills Combat for when you want to kick butt and Slim in 6 in case you want to get healthier in a not so hardcore way.

Check out these videos to see which program would be perfect for you.

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photo is by Kevin B 3

photo is by Kevin B 3

It didn’t seem right but what was right? They say life is what happens when you are making other plans. That seemed about right. All of her major life plans were made on a whim. Vacations, parties? planned to a tee. Jobs, housing? flying by the seat of her pants.

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