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Click the thumbnails for the full size images. See Myspace is still occasionally useful for something.

Usually when I do one of these it’s not quite so transparent because the actor is further along in his career so I can mention his mad acting skills or awesome sense of humor. Kyle Gallner is still in the slutty young actress phase of his career though, which is super awesome. You know, when the casting director is told “we need someone young and hot who will take off their pants!”. So you’ve got a young actor running around half naked in horror movies and teen sex comedies? Yeah, I’m all about that.

I fell for Kyle in the winter of 2010. I had just seen the abominable A Nightmare On Elm Street remake and a few days later had decided to rewatch Jennifer’s Body. (I’m a big Megan Fox fan). As I was watching it I thought this emo kid’s pretty hot. Then it hit me, wasn’t that the Ritalin kid in Elm Street? I texted ChaCha who confirmed my suspicion. I didn’t really think too much about it because I’d assumed that he was younger than he is. (Yay, for being wrong, he’s almost 25.)

A few months ago I read about a movie called Cougars Inc and knew that I had to rent that ASAP when it was released. Then this month Kevin Smith released Red State on video on demand. So I’m firmly back in Kyle Gallner mode. Without giving too much away about Red State I must say that I’m sure that Kevin Smith wasn’t intending to get young women into S&M with it but according to tumblr that’s what’s happening. Love it!

If you want to watch Gallner run around in various states of undress you need to watch Cougars Inc and Cherry ASAP. Cougars Inc is one of those Risky Business type of flicks about teens who run a prostitution ring to service older women. Denise Richards and James Belushi costar. Cherry is about a nerdy guy who goes to college and then meets an older woman who has went back to college (hey, I see a pattern here) and gets tangled up in her life. He’s a “cherry” which means that he’s a virgin at the beginning of the movie. Aw.

I’m currently very excited to see Kyle’s upcoming film about an aspiring band, Losers Take All. Yes, he sings! Unfortunately it doesn’t have a release date yet.

Christine Vachon interviews Kyle Gallner at Sundance in 2011 about Red State & Little Birds


JENNIFER’S BODY (someone put together a video of every scene of his! spoilers)


“What’s your favorite sexual position?” on the set of Cougars Inc (originally called Mothers Little Helpers)

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(the short film in 2 parts)

Hollywood Takes a Stand Against Planking

Kyle is from West Chester, Pennsylvania.
He had heart surgery when he was 4 years old.


Asher Levin’s Channel-he wrote & directed Cougars Inc & has a ton of vlogs up there from the making of the flick.
CSI: NY “Sweet 16” & “Some Buried Bones”
CSI: NY “Taxi”

Jack & Bobby 1-15 “Time Out of Life”
Jack & Bobby 1-17 “Querido Grace”

The Haunting in Connecticut
Medium 3-15 “The Boy Next Door”
Bones 2-7 “The Girl With the Curl”

Cinema Now
Red State

Amazon Instant Video

Check It Out
“Turn the room around!” -about the filming of Losers Take All.
Gallner on Kevin Smith’s Smodcast
Kyle Gallner photos on Fanpop
Kevin Smith’s Red State marketing strategy
K Gallner tumblr
Heck Yeah Kyle Gallner tumblr
Kyle Gallner tumblr

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Today, I wanted to do something light and fun. I already did an Easter post last year so I went looking through my drafts for something else. Eureka! I was playing with the sites PhotoFunia and FACEinHole last year and saved a few pics as a post but never got around to posting it. Like it says in the title of one of these sites, they are a lot of fun. I’m drawn to the movie stuff but they have a ton of different situations that you can put you or your friends/family into (ex. magazine covers, holidays, art, etc.). PhotoFunia will host your creations after you make them. FACEinHOLE makes you post through them onto other social networks/blogs. I was unable to do that since I use, so I just screencapped my pics from there. You could also do that if you don’t like random sites having your login info. Have fun!

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*Don’t Call These Resolutions (I created this in March).

with David Faustino 'Bud Bundy' on Married With Children at the Steel City Con

I never really thought about how many posts I had on this blog until I got up to around 89 when I thought, wow, and was a little impressed with myself. Then a few posts ago I realized that I was almost at 100. What comes after 100? That’s right 101.

Last spring I read about the Day Zero Project in which you complete 101 tasks in 1001 days. At first I dismissed joining. I mean I’m not exactly a normal, healthy member of society. I’ve also come to terms with my failures so I’m not one of those overly optimistic people who have never learned the meaning of ‘insanity’. Then I realized that it would be my list with my own unique, fun, lofty in a manageable way goals. Despite that I still didn’t expect to get many of them done. Of course now that I am finally ready to post and link back to the list the site is down. I don’t know if this is permanent or not but I still want to post this. (It’s back up!) Without further ado are my ‘non goals’ and the where, when, why and how of them.

I am not numbering these but there are less than 101. That is just the max you were allowed to do.

Despite having a nontraditional life I had already done a lot of things that were on other people’s lists like going to Disney World.

This was originally supposed to be completed by November 2012 but that’s not possible.

go horseback riding – I don’t think I’ve ever rode a horse. I have a couple of photos of me on ponies at amusements parks as child but I don’t remember riding them. I have no idea under what circumstances this would actually happen though.

walk a marathon (I don’t run, I’ve had arthritis since I was 14) – I wanted to do this for years. It would most likely be for Breast Cancer.

go to a shooting range – Really been wanting to do this for a while but no one is keen on going with me. They think it’s manly.

go on a cruise – I have talked to a couple of people about this but I’m not sure of any of the specifics. I have looked at cruise lines though. I love the idea of Carnival’s Superstar Live Karaoke in which a full band backs your singing!

get a passport – I definitely need to do this soon so I can do any of the out of country traveling on this list.

attend Mardi Gras

be an extra in a movie

buy a new printer***(finished)

tandem skydive – I’ve been wanting to do this since I was 17.

lose weight*(in progress)

cook once a week***(ongoing)

do yoga at least once a week – I’m just out of the habit. A few years ago I did yoga 5 or 6 times a week. Plus a really nice blogger made me copies of Steve Ross’ Inhale which they don’t air any more and is my program of choice.

go to a jazz club – I’m not even sure that I like jazz but I want to do this.

ride a mechanical bull

wear makeup every day for a week***(finished) – I’ve been through periods in my life where I didn’t wear any makeup due to self esteem but I actually love it. It’s so fun to apply. However if I wear it that much it is not kind on my skin.

take a karate class – I’ve been wanting to do this for years. Unfortunately around here it appears that the only way to learn from the ground up would be with little kids, not happening.

go to another convention***(finished) – I attended a Steel City Con a few months ago which I have yet to blog about. When I wrote this I meant a big con but that was a con so it does count.

Also considering DragonCon in the future.

join the Marine Reserves – ah, the craziest one, but yeah, I’ve been wanting to do this for a couple of years. I wanted to join the army out of high school but didn’t which probably saved my life because it was the year of 9/11 & I probably would have been sent there. Later I decided on the marines. I will probably eventually join some branch but not the navy (I hate submarines!). This is probably out of the question, uh forever, now. xd.

keep doing fun ‘modeling’ photo sets***(ongoing)

buy new cords for my pilates machine

Choke (book) Photo Set

get eye exam, order two boxes of contacts***(finished) + got glasses later from

I need to do this again.

buy a computer or video game***(finished) I bought Sims 3 but barely played it. Sitting at a computer playing a game after working at a computer all day is not exactly relaxing so, eh.

buy scenery exercise DVD for my dad

go to a Model Mayhem meetup

become good friends w/ someone in this town who doesn’t act like everyone in this townlike searching for a unicorn

See SNL live via standby line

buy a Christmas gift for a child from the Xmas tree at the hospital***(finished) I was the beneficiary of this as a child. They don’t do it at the hospital anymore like when I was young, or in department stores like when I was older, it’s all online now. Some people thought I was a little ridiculous for doing this because I don’t make a lot of money but uh, it’s mine to spend how I want. Mind your business. FYI: The current name is called The Salvation Army Angel Giving Tree Online Presented By JC Penney. I chose a 5 year old who likes My Little Pony and Pillow Pets. I got her both of those, clothes and a couple of other things. I hope she liked them.

1 week w/o social media sites

go bowling once a month

have sex w/ a black guy and Jewish guy (can be same guy) – Did you really think this list would be PC? This is not a form of sexual racism but more a way of mixing things up.

attend another all day (or 3 day) music festival

go to Vegas again (do more partying than sightseeing this time) – I finally made it there last year but I kind of always assumed it would be a one time deal (or I’d love it so much I’d want to move there). Neither were true but I do want to go back and go wild.

take a trapeze class – I’ve wanted to do this ever since I saw it on Sex and the City.

take a strip exercise class

ride with someone on their motorcycle

get that piercing I’ve been wanting – *warning* links to nudity, I don’t know when or where I would get this but certainly not in this town. There’s one place to go and they fucked up my belly button piercing years ago so I wouldn’t trust them to pierce my ears.

make Limoncello

go to a NY museum – I haven’t had a chance the other couple of times I visited. I would have loved to go to the King Tut Exhibit but that ends soon.

take a lifeguard class – I’m a great swimmer. People have always told me that I should have done this. I think they actually offered this or an opportunity to use it when I was in high school (we had a pool) but I was too screwed up to fathom it. I’m probably too old now.

buy a dress from Shrinkle and wear it for my birthday – I sort of have already done this years ago but it was a completely style of dress and these are awesome.

go to Universal Studios

go on a Hollywood Movie Home Tour in CA

attend a taping of The Price Is Right or Let’s Make A Deal

see the Craig Ferguson Show live

see David Spade live again but buy the meet and greet this time – yeah, I cheaped out and didn’t pay for the meet & greet but I was already spending a lot (for me) on the Vegas trip itself. It seemed to me the meet and greet was him just very quickly shaking people’s hands (I saw this as I was leaving) so it did seem pretty high but I do love him.

adopt an ex Greyhound racing dog

write reviews for more often*(in progress)

watch all of the released Saw movies back to back.***(finished) – I did this over the summer.

eat at a White Castle

take my mom w/ me to Wheeling.***(finished)

get in a hot tub again

try to be a tea drinker***(finished) – I tried various flavored teas and I just can’t get into it.

hang art and posters I haven’t hung yet***(finished) – You can see the art in this previous Style File.

subscribe to 2-3 magazines on my Amazon Wish List – I already get some magazine subscriptions but the ones on my wishlist are girly which I usually try to avoid.

try NutriSystem for a month

buy a new Gazelle – My treadmill died, then my Gazelle died and now I’m using old stationary bikes.

marathon the Nightmare on Elm Street series

sponsor a Child from Child Fund International – I’ve been wanting to do this for the last year but was worried something would happen and I wouldn’t have the money one month but I’m gonna trounce this fear. Uh, not anytime soon cuz I have less money now.

visit Marseilles, France – I think it’s gorgeous.

buy an electric guitar and teach myself to play

learn to speak better French – I took one course in high school.

learn to make my own wine – I’ve become a fan of wine in the last year. In the past I hated it.

take a trip to Toronto with my sister – They very recently added service from Mega Bus to my state. So now I could go to DC then to Toronto super cheap. I went on a trip with the school band in Junior High but I had the worst parental chaperon and saw nothing.

go vegan/vegetarian***(finished) I kept this up from June or July of 2010 to February of 2011 (vegetarian mostly, I still ate cheese sometimes and I did let myself eat meat one day a month). However this just wasn’t right for me. You may get slightly thinner but it’s not worth missing out on bacon and sausage for, xd.


take a trip out of the country with my dad

working on myself*(in progress)

attend the Masquerade Ball at the Carnival of Venice

Johnny Depp Movie Marathon Tweetathon-details coming soon!

super secret IndieGogo project-next year

write my satire ebook

put together my PDF

MP3 album forthcoming*(in progress)-preliminary researched is finished

Note: Last updated July 2011


Gay Boys Kissing


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So awhile ago I was horny and looking at a bunch of these clips on YouTube and thought it would be a shame not to share. There’s more to it than that though but feel free to skip my life story and just watch the hot guys. I’ve been accused (unfortunately the accurate word because of the place where I live) of being gay multiple times. Things like being a subscriber to Maxim and explaining to someone how the song I Kissed A Girl is appealing because I have are just some of the things that have given people pause. FYI: If I were gay, I’d have a girlfriend not be alone.

Anyway, I’m something else that is probably harder for many people to wrap their heads around. I’m a fag hag. I’m not a cute, cuddly Grace type fag hag. I’m more of a Karen who would egg you on to kiss a guy.

Although I was a fan of The Rocky Horror Picture Show (thanks Dad) and was always fond of things like that it wasn’t until I saw Velvet Goldmine when I was 15 that the light bulb went off. ‘Guys in love and making out are totally hot’. I knew I had to see the movie because it starred two of my crushes, Ewan McGregor and Christian Bale, but I didn’t know that it would be so amazing (and introduce me to tons of artists like David Bowie and Oscar Wilde). I was totally into it. I made all my friends watch it and if they expressed an interest in it I’d buy then a copy for themselves. I had a DVD player but I had to own it on DVD and VHS just in case something happened to one of the copies. I even got into reading the slash fanfic about it. I haven’t read fanfic in years but yes, I did subscribe to some newsgroups, lol.

It wasn’t long before the US version of Queer As Folk came out and I had a new addiction. Yes, an over the top sex filled soap opera about gay guys, fantastic. Luckily my best friend in high school also shared my love of QAF so she and I would discuss the adventures of Brian and Justin together.

Since then I’ve come to love most movies about gay guys or even the occasional inferred but not really there gay moments between characters (man I wish I could find that video of Angel and Lindsay from Season 5 of Angel). Enjoy!

Velvet Goldmine
(where it all began)

Queer As Folk Pilot

The Velocity of Gary
I was a fan of Thomas Jane long before Hung thanks to this flick. This isn’t my favorite kiss (can’t find that one on the net) between he and Vincent D’Onofrio in the flick but it’s still very good.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
I didn’t think Tim Curry was sexy in this but I was always rooting for him.

Party Monster

Awesome movie, the second clip isn’t hot but it really shows you how good the flick is.

Dude Where’s My Car
I saw this at the theater and cheered when they kissed. Yes, I’m a drama queen.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch


Interview With A Vampire

No men (including heterosexual men) could resist Mango the male stripper’s mojo. Mango later said he was married yadda, yadda which was lame.

Total Eclipse

In & Out

Gods And Monsters

The Sum of Us

Original Sin

How I Met Your Mother


Young Americans

Actually a girl, The L Word’s Katherine Moennig, but she’s dressed in drag, so he doesn’t know that.

The Lair
Apparently this is a show about gay vampires! I haven’t seen it yet but I do have it in my Netflix queue.

stars Roswell’s Brendan Fehr

Satan’s Alley-Tropic Thunder

The Reward’s Yours…The Man’s Mine from 1969

I can’t get these to show up here but just click on the URLs to view them.
The Rules of Attraction

My Own Private Idaho

Brokeback Mountain

I Love You, Man

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Patrick Warburton might not immediately come to mind when you think sexy. However when I watch Rules of Engagement on Monday nights (BTW-grows funnier each season) I always think ‘that’s like a whole cast I would do’ because everyone on there is hot. This includes Patrick Warburton as the simple yet loving husband Jeff. I’ve always had a thing for big doofy looking guys which Warburton does so well.

Of course I first noticed him as Elaine’s boyfriend David Puddy on Seinfeld. It always cracked me up how they were always breaking up and getting back together. In addition to his regular acting roles Warburton has also done a bunch of impressive voice acting, most notably as Joe on Family Guy.

So ladies you can keep your emo boys I’ll stick with the Jeffs and Puddys of the world.

Rules of Engagement: You Ask They Tell: Patrick Warburton

Rules Of Engagement-Russell Vs Jeff

Rules of Engagement-Jeff in an adult store

David Puddy on Seinfeld Compilation

He is 6’3″.
He is married and has 4 children.

Rules of Engagement on
Family Guy on hulu
Seinfeld on TBS

(On Netflix Streaming)
Big Trouble
The Tick
Family Guy

Rules of Engagement on Amazon

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Don’t forget to catch episodes of Rules of Engagement on Thursday nights at 8:30PM ET on CBS.

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