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Kristen Wiig as Brenda Bunson & Seth Rogen as Frank

Sausage Party
directed by Greg Tiernan & Conrad Vernon
written by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Kyle Hunter & Ariel Shaffir
story by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg & Jonah Hill
starring Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill, Bill Hader, Michael Cera, James Franco, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Paul Rudd, Nick Kroll, David Krumholtz, Edward Norton & Salma Hayek
distributed by Columbia Pictures
release date: August 12, 2016
viewed at the theater

5 out of 5

Sausage Party premiere Seth Rogen Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd & Seth Rogen at the Sausage Party premiere

Sausage Party Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek as Teresa del Taco

Sausage Party is a hilarious, raunchy animated comedy from the twisted mind of Seth Rogen. Please watch the above video for our full take on this amazing movie. Yes, it’s full of spoilers!

Sausage Party Lavash

David Krumholtz as Kareem Abdul Lavash

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Craig Robinson as Mr. Grits, Bill Hader as Firewater & Scott Underwood as Twink

You can preorder Sausage Party here (Note: This is an affiliate link. If you shop on Amazon through this link, you may yield a small commission for this site.)

P.S. There are Sausage Party costumes and yes, they are sufficiently horrifying!

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2 out of 5 stars

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duff challenge

The Duff is a teen comedy about a “designated ugly fat friend”, who decides to change into a hot chick. Wait, are the 90s really back? No, no, they are not. Unfortunately, this film doesn’t evoke She’s All That, though it desperately wishes that it did. Please watch the video above for my full review.

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duff shirtless

 

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The Age of Adaline
directed by Lee Toland Krieger
written by J. Mills Goodloe and Salvador Paskowitz
starring Blake Lively and Harrison Ford
distributed by Lionsgate
release date: April 24, 2015
viewed on Amazon Instant Video

The Age of Adaline elevator

The Age of Adaline Harrison Ford is life

This romantic drama centers on the life story of a young woman who stops aging at 29. I am a bit torn on it. Watch my video review for my full thoughts. Check it out if you are a huge fan of Blake Lively or Harrison Ford.

The Age of Adaline Ellen Burstyn

The Age of Adaline yum

You can stream The Age of Adaline on Amazon Instant Prime (Note: This is an affiliate link. If you shop on Amazon through this link, you may yield a small commission for this site.) or on Hulu Plus (with Showtime)

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In collaboration with Sammy Sunshine, I bring you our first He Said, She Said movie review. Watch us volley this new and controversial superhero flick back and forth.

3.5~missemmamm
4.5~Sammy Sunshine
out of 5 stars

BEWARE~~~ALL THE SPOILERS

(we actually caught this opening night, but I just got this up)

batman staring  contest

Watch the entire video for our full thoughts. I transcribed a few good bits below.

(on the nightmares)
“too many nightmare scenes”~Sammy Sunshine

Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman
(on Wonder Woman)
“Wonder Woman kicked some ass in that movie.”~Sammy Sunshine

“He made a really good point…if they hadn’t told you Wonder Woman was gonna be in the movie, it would have been a lot more interesting when you find out who Wonder Woman was.”~missemmamm

superman takes the stand
(on the politics in the film)
“You know how I feel about the superheroes, they’re superheroes.”~Sammy Sunshine

Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor
(on Jesse Eisenberg)
“I will say, Jesse Eisenberg, I did not like him as Lex Luthor.”~Sammy Sunshine
“I really liked him.”~missemmamm
“He was acting too Jokery.”~Sammy Sunshine

Jeremy Irons as Alfred
(on Alfred)
“Jeremy Irons is a fucking lead actor…I don’t want to see Jeremy Irons as the butler. Jeremy Irons is supposed to be like fucking people and then like, throwing them down the stairs.”~missemmamm

brooding batman
(on the tone)
“It was a really depressing movie, most of the time.”~missemmamm
“You know, it was supposed to be emotionally deep, I suppose, but emotions do go beyond the range of sad and depressing and Lex Luthor crazy.”~Sammy Sunshine

P.S. There’s nothing after the end credits. You don’t have to wait.

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This review was edited by yours truly, but written by Robert Sunshine.~missemmamm

4.5 out of 5

demolition man poster

Hello, beloved viewers, and welcome to another article from the least famous man you have ever met. Giving you my opinion about things you don’t care about, whether you like it or not. Today we are talking about the beautiful world of “Demolition Man”, played by that one actor, Sylvester Stallone. He’s a man who can scream throughout most of his acting career, and become one of the most well renown actors.

I can't believe that I've never seen, let alone, played this.-missemmamm

I can’t believe that I’ve never seen, let alone, played this.-missemmamm

The movie starts out at the end of an unassumingly endless confrontation between the Demolition Man and Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes). This results in the deaths of several innocent lives. By the way, if your nickname is the Demolition Man you need to assume at least two things: 1. if you are in the police force and your constant actions give you that nickname….maybe you should be at a desk filing paperwork so you don’t cause the death of anybody, 2. the most obvious reason, YOU SHOULD NOT BE IN THE FIELD DUE TO YOUR CONSTANT RECKLESSNESS.

Having said that, do not get me wrong. I understand the pull to the audience. It was during a time when explosions and rippling muscles were what made classic cinematic masterpieces. Even today, it still does make for some potential classics, but I digress.

demolition man virtual sex

Due to the said death of several innocents, John Spartan receives a frozen sentence of many years. Though, he does end up getting his sentence cut short. This happens, when Phoenix blows up everything and kills everyone. Blows up and kills everyone…or like maybe, three people. This is a peaceful future where the biggest string of crime is graffiti.

90s taco bell logo

Anyway, stuff happens where they show weird future stuff, like the three shells and Taco Bell being the only fast food chain left, resulting in it becoming high class cuisine. After conflicts and a scene of sex but, no sex, Spartan freezes and crushes Phoenix (aka Mr Murder Death Kill). This shows off to the other cops what he can do and he also exchanges bodily fluids with the token female cop. Shows the cops what to do and exchanges bodily fluids with token female cop (Sandra Bullock as Lenina Huxley).

There are some interesting things that I noticed, which they never really touched upon. For instance, is wife and his daughter, or rather just his daughter. You see, they do mention that his wife was killed or murdered or just in general, is not around anymore. But, they hardly touch upon his daughter or even let him know that she is alive. Maybe there is something that I missed, but I don’t know. I’ve only watched the movie once, and so maybe I’m going to catch something next time that I didn’t during my initial viewing, but, until then, I’m only going to assume that them not mentioning what happened to his daughter is either a cop out, or just general laziness.

NOW, here is why I love this movie. I am a man. I love explosions, unnecessary murder and guns. I can’t help it. It’s in my blood. It’s what i breath. It’s how I live. Boom, Boom, pow, and all of that other junk.

This movie really was fun. I’m 23. I feel kind of embarrassed when I say that I haven’t seen this movie before. According to missemmamm, the amount of incredible movies that I’ve never seen is shocking. I promise that I will see them, one at a time. But, I do feel like it gives me a unique perspective. The perspective of someone in my generation, who hasn’t seen a movie quite like the ones from ten, twenty, or thirty years ago. So, I want to type about these little treasures from a fresher look, from a later generation.

All in all, from the ramblings of a mad, intoxicated, 23 year old, I think I am going to give this movie, a 4.5 out of 5. The only reason, being that I do not know what the three sea shells are for….but i am still not sure if that is a good or a bad thing.

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