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Observe and Report is a dark comedy about a security guard at a mall who decides that he wants to become a police officer when he sees the opportunity to prove himself. This occurs when a flasher targets his mall. The film stars Seth Rogen, Ray Liotta and Anna Faris. You can click the screencaps [...]

(as per usual spoilers abound) A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas is the third in the hilarious trilogy about two stoners who end up unintentionally going on wild drug filled adventures. This time it’s set during Christmas which means that those classic Christmas features can be incorporated, such as Santa, musicals, claymation and small, [...]

(source: marshall-beercules.tumblr.com) Kyle: “What’s that smell…?” Adam: “Oh, uh yeah, I ran out of shampoo and I had to use Rachel’s” Kyle: “You smell like you fucked the cast of The View” (source: christophernolans.tumblr.com) Kyle: “Has she been sucking on your dick, been giving you blow jobs? Adam: “No, she doesn’t like to” Kyle: “She [...]

(as per usual spoilers abound) Ally: “Oh, I’m sorry, it just, um, felt kind of serious last night when you were doing me from behind but I couldn’t see your face, so” Daisy: “& to be honest I was always a little worried about the way he kept wanting to do it doggy style” Ally: [...]

(from GQ) Dale: “Well she’s not just my girlfriend anymore, we’re engaged now” Julia: “What?” Dale: “We’re engaged” Julia: “You said that she was just a hole for your dick” Dale: “I never said that. Not really my style” (from Kevin Spacing tumblr) Nick: “You know that last month you made me work so late [...]