This post is a part of 90s Month.
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey is the sequel to Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Bill & Ted are slacker, wannabe musicians. In the first film they traveled through time. In this follow up they travel to the afterlife, awesome! This is the sequel that I always bring up when someone says “All sequels suck and none are better than the original”. While I’m also a big fan of the first film this sequel is at least 10 times more amazing. (Also, Keanu has way better hair.)
Rufus: “A special treat from the 23rd century, Miss Ria Paschelle. Miss Paschelle, as you all know, is the inventor of the statiophonic, oxyogenetic, amplifier graphaphoner delaverberator, hard to imagine the world before we had them.”
Rufus: “…and very important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones.”
Evil Ted: “He’s totally a robot.”
Evil Bill: “So are you dude.”
Evil Ted: “We’re total metal heads!”
Evil Ted: “Catch you later evil dude.”
Ms. Wardroe: “Guys, you keep telling me you’re going to be the biggest band in the world but you stink.”
Bill: “Yeah, we don’t understand it either.”
Ted: “If we win I can totally pay you back the money I owe you.”
Captain Logan: “And what if you don’t win?”
Ted: “Well, um, I guess, um, maybe sell some more blood”
Ted: “I can’t believe Missy divorced your dad and married mine.”
Bill: “Shut up Ted”
Ted: “What’s next?”
Elizabeth: “Maybe she’ll marry you.”
Bill: “Yeah, then you’ll be your own step dad.”
Evil Ted: “Aim for the cat dude, aim for the cat!”
Bill: “Dude?”
Ted: “What?”
Bill: “I wonder if after we’re married the princesses will stay over with us.”
Ted: “Yeah, our girlfriends are most chaste.”
Bill: “At least they’re not dating our dads.”
Ted: “Good point dude.”
Evil Bill: “I totally fooled those other us’.”
Evil Ted: “Yeah, they’re completely brilliant.”
Evil Bill & Evil Ted: “Not!”
Evil Ted: (looking at a picture of the princesses) “I’ve got a full on robot chubby.”
Ted: “That other you’s a real jerk.”
Bill: “Yeah, I’ve got to work on being more considerate to myself when I become him.”
Evil Bill: “Yes, I totally lougied on that good, dead me.”
Ted: “I can’t believe we just melvined Death.”
Bill: “You totally did it dude.”
Captain Logan: “I totally possessed my dad!”
Bill: “Has this seance stuff every worked?”
Ted: “No, but it will today, dude.”
Missy: “Spirits, can you hear us?”
Ted: (hovering over Missy during the seance) “Yeah, and we can totally see down your”
Bill: “That’s your mom dude”
Bill: (while falling to hell) “Dude this is a totally deep hole.”
(in hell)
Ted: “Oh man, this is not what I expected this place to look like at all.”
Bill: “Yeah, we got totally lied to by our album covers man.”
Bill: “Ted, if I die you can have my Megadeath collection.”
Ted: “We’re already dead.”
Bill: “Then they’re yours dude.”
Ted: “Thanks dude.”
Bill: “There’s no way I can possibly do infinite push ups.”
Ted: “Maybe if he let’s us do ‘em girly style”
Ted: (reading) “Only the most serene and enlightened souls shall gain audience. Dude we’re in big trouble.”
Ted: “Dude, we’re in heaven and we just mugged 3 people.”
Bill: “I know, we better get out of here before we ruin it for everybody.”
Heaven’s Receptionist: “What is the meaning of life?”
Ted: “Every rose has it’s thorn just like every night as it’s dawn”
Bill: “Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.”
Death: “Every rose has a thorn.”
Bill & Ted: “Catch you later God!”
De Nomolos: “I hate them. I hate the robot versions of them.”
Evil Bill: “You invented us dude.”
Death: “Did you assume that the most brilliant scientist in the entire universe would be from Earth?”
Evil Bill: “How’s it going lady humans?”
Bill: (to Station) “…plus you’ve got an excellently huge Martian butt.”
Death: “Don’t overlook my butt. I workout all the time and reaping burns a lot of calories.”
Bill: “You totally killed us you evil, metal dickweeds.”
Evil Ted: “Yeah, and we’re fully gonna do it again.”
Ted: “Dude, we still don’t know how to play.”
Bill: “Maybe we oughta get good dude, Ted.”
Ted: “How?”
(leave and return in phone booth)
Bill: “That was a fast 16 months of intensive guitar training dude.”
Ted: “Yeah, except for that 2 week medieval honeymoon.”
Bill: “And our back up dancers, Station’s most bodacious creations, the good robot us’!”
Death: “You might be a king or a little street sweeper but sooner or later you dance with the Reaper.”
God Gave Rock ‘N Roll to You 2
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You can watch the whole movie right now on Hulu for free.
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey: The Greatest Comedy Sequel of All Time at beerandcleaningproducts.com
My Web Oodles 5/20/10 features a photo of director Jason Reitman dressed as Ted.
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