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Since Smash is my new favorite show it seems appropriate for me to put together an awesome drinking game to honor it.

KEY CAST

Megan Hilty as Ivy Lynn

Katharine McPhee as Karen Cartwright

Debra Messing as Julia Houston

Anjelica Huston as Eileen Rand

Jack Davenport as Derek Wills

Christian Borle as Tom Levitt

Jaime Cepero as Ellis Boyd (aka The Weasel, as we call him)

Uma Thurman as Rebecca Duvall

1 shot when Eileen throws a drink in ex hubby’s face
2 sips when Karen’s dad insults her job
1 gulp when Ellis sneaks around
1 sip when Julia’s husband whines
1 shot for a Marilyn fantasy performance
1 gulp for musical daydream performance
2 sips when Julia’s son gets in big trouble
1 sip every time someone mentions how much they hate Derek
3 gulps every time Derek tells Ivy Lynn that she’s Marilyn
1 sip when someone professes their love of Marilyn
1 gulp when Eileen tries to sell something from her marriage
1 sip when the characters are drinking
1 gulp when someone who isn’t a dancer/singer fills in for a practice performance
2 sips when adoption is mentioned
1 sip when Karen books a surprise job
2 sips when are couple are shown in bed or having sex
1 shot when they refer to Karen as being from Iowa or a small town girl, etc
3 sips when Ivy says Marilyn would
1 gulp when Ivy is upstaged by anyone (her mom, Karen, etc)
1 sip when someone steps in for someone else in rehearsals
1 gulp every time someone cries like a bitch
2 sips every time Derek yells at someone
1 sip when someone acts visibly jealous
1 shot when there is a physical fight/fist fight

Team Ivy FTW!

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Movie Quotes: 50/50

Nov
2011
30

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Kyle: “What’s that smell…?”
Adam: “Oh, uh yeah, I ran out of shampoo and I had to use Rachel’s”
Kyle: “You smell like you fucked the cast of The View”




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Kyle: “Has she been sucking on your dick, been giving you blow jobs?
Adam: “No, she doesn’t like to”
Kyle: “She doesn’t, no fucking shit she doesn’t like to. Who likes putting dicks in their mouth? You do it, cuz that’s why they call it blow jobs, it’s a job”

Kyle: “50/50, if you were a casino game you’d have the best odds”


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Diane: “I’m moving in”
Adam: “No, no, mom no”
Diane: “I’m your mother Adam”
Adam: “No, exactly, that’s why…”

Adam: “If you don’t mind, how old are you?”
Katherine: “Um, 24”
Adam: “You’re 24, wow! What are you like Doogie Howser or something?”
Katherine: “Who’s Doogie Howser?
Adam: “The teenage doctor”
Katherine: “Does he work here?”
Adam: “No, no, I just meant you seem a little young to be a doctor”

Rachael: “Having a dog helps with the healing process”
Adam: “What does he have a medical license?”

Adam: “Are you gonna like keep touching me like that or?”
Katherine: “Like this?”
Adam: “Yeah”
Katherine: “Um, I’m, I’m tryin’ to make you feel more at ease”
Adam: “That’s going to make me feel more at ease? It’s like being slapped by a sea otter”
Katherine: “Touching promotes trust, it’s one of the key ways that hospital practitioners make their patients feel more secure in stressful situations”
Adam: ‘Yeah but, it is, just that’s not gonna help”
Katherine: “Really, a sea otter? Is that, I mean, is this, is that better?” (touching his arm again)
Adam: ‘This is getting creepy”

Kyle: “You have a girlfriend? Oh yeah, I forgot. Why would you go to Mardi Gras when you’re busy here not getting blow jobs and hand jobs?”

Kyle: “You deserve better, way better, if I was your girlfriend you know what I’d be doin? I’d be sucking your cock every 3 minutes, I’d be baking you fucking cookies all day and shit”
Adam: “What kind of cookies?”
Kyle: “Any kind”
Adam: “You’d make me snickerdoodle cookies?”
Kyle: “I’d make you snickerdoodle cookies”

Adam: “You really think a girl’s going to go for me cuz I have cancer?”
Kyle: “For the millionth time yes…”

(on a double date)
Adam: “I’m gonna have to crash out, sorry, I’m just exhausted, the um, chemo, uh, just takes it outta ya. But you know I have some really potent medical weed at my house if you want to come over”

Katherine: “Admittedly I do check his Facebook like every day to see if he’s dating somebody new, which is so pathetic”

Katherine: “Hey, um Adam, listen, I just, I just want you to have my cell number just if you need anything, you’d have it”
Adam: “Thanks, uh, did I just like score your digits?” (laughs)
Katherine: “No, no” (serious)
Adam: “That, that, that was a joke”

Rachael: “Um, you’re smoking weed?”
Adam: “Well it’s medicinal”
Rachael: “You got a prescription for medicinal marijuana?”
Kyle: “No, I got a prescription for medicinal marijuana, Adam was too afraid”
Rachael: “Well what’s wrong with you Kyle?”
Kyle: “I have night blindness…”

Katherine: “That makes you kind of a dick”
Adam: “Me? (laughs) Is that like a medical term?”

Kyle: “That’s your Make A Wish, to drive? We could be having sex with hookers while skydiving right now…”

(in the hospital)
Katherine: “How are you feeling?”
Adam: “Great, a lot of morphine”

Adam: “I look pretty good”
Kyle: “I’d fuck you”
Adam: “Thanks”

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