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Kristen Wiig as Brenda Bunson & Seth Rogen as Frank

Sausage Party
directed by Greg Tiernan & Conrad Vernon
written by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Kyle Hunter & Ariel Shaffir
story by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg & Jonah Hill
starring Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill, Bill Hader, Michael Cera, James Franco, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Paul Rudd, Nick Kroll, David Krumholtz, Edward Norton & Salma Hayek
distributed by Columbia Pictures
release date: August 12, 2016
viewed at the theater

5 out of 5

Sausage Party premiere Seth Rogen Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd & Seth Rogen at the Sausage Party premiere

Sausage Party Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek as Teresa del Taco

Sausage Party is a hilarious, raunchy animated comedy from the twisted mind of Seth Rogen. Please watch the above video for our full take on this amazing movie. Yes, it’s full of spoilers!

Sausage Party Lavash

David Krumholtz as Kareem Abdul Lavash

Sausage Party elders

Craig Robinson as Mr. Grits, Bill Hader as Firewater & Scott Underwood as Twink

You can preorder Sausage Party here (Note: This is an affiliate link. If you shop on Amazon through this link, you may yield a small commission for this site.)

P.S. There are Sausage Party costumes and yes, they are sufficiently horrifying!

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Zack and Miri Make a Porno is a hilarious film by Kevin Smith starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks about two best friends who decide to film a porno together because they are destitute.

I love Craig Robinson.

 

I’m F&cking Seth Rogen!

video made by Rogen and Banks to promote the movie

Funny promo ID I made when the film was released. The site is still up, just click this pic to go make your own.

 

Zack: “That’s actually my fault, I should tell you, I asked for Friday morning off, so, sorry about that”
Delaney: “For what?”
Zack: “I actually just need a lot of recovery time, uh, tonight is me and Miri’s high school reunion, I’m just gonna get fuckin alcohol poisoning”

Zack: “What if you could do it all over again?”
Delaney: “I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence.”

Miri: “Tell me this doesn’t rock”
Zack: “It looks like you’re fuckin Ronald McDonald, it makes me want some chicken nuggets.”

Zack: “…no I’m a guy, give me 2 Popsicle sticks and a rubber band, I’ll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver”

Miri: “Is this sexy?”
Zack: “Yeah, in a To Catch A Predator sort of way, it’s pretty fuckin sexy”

Miri: “Look, even though we’re broke and we never amounted to anything we’re still better than these people, right?”
Zack: “No, not at all, we’re probably not even as good as most of em unless one of them’s a crackhead or something”

Bobby Long: “Well listen to you, thank you”
Miri: “No, don’t thank me, just fuck me”

Zack: “…see that right there, the one dressed like Hannah Montana”
Brandon St Randy: “In L.A. we call that Nickelodeon chic.”

Zack: “Who is your demographic?”
Brandon St Randy: “Do you like pussy?”
Zack: “yes”
Brandon St Randy: “Then not you”

Miri: “..that did not sound good, I fuck a lot is what I mean, that didn’t sound good either”

Miri: “You’re gay and I’m on the internet wearing a diaper?”
Brandon St Randy: “Who knew you’d come to Pittsburgh and meet a celebrity?”
Miri: “I’m gonna binge drink now until I pass out.”

Zack: “They fight just like real people.”

Miri: “You jest but these are the exact circumstances that people find themselves in right before they start having sex for money or makin porn.”

Miri: “If it’s so easy why doesn’t everybody do it?”
Zack: “Because other people have options and dignity, which we do not have, which puts us in an amazingly advantageous situation.”

Zack: “Porn has gone mainstream, it’s like Coca Cola or Pepsi with dicks in it…”

Miri: “Nobody wants to see us fuck”
Zack: “Everybody wants to see anybody fuck, I hate Rosie O Donnell but if somebody told me they had a video of her gettin fucked stupid I’d be like ‘why aren’t we watching that right now?'”

Zack: “Okay, you don’t want to fuck a stranger in a porno movie, for some reason…”

Zack: “This guy is amazing”
Miri: “He’s great lookin too”
Zack: “I wanna fuck him”

Zack: “Dawn of the Dick”
Miri: “But how are zombies doing it at all sexy?”
Zack: “I want to eat your brain, and your ass…”

Stacey: “Oh wait, oral, I like anal”

Lester: “Lester the Molester Cockinshtuff”
Zack: “That is the best porn name I’ve ever heard”
Lester: “I can have a porn name? Then I pick Pete Jones.”

Lester: “If I have to fuck a guy okay, but I’d rather fuck a girl”

Delaney: “On the other hand, fuck my wife”

Delaney: “What, Han Solo ain’t never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War!”

Lester: “Shit, are we really gonna shoot this in outer space?”

Miri: “like you know what you’re doing down there at all”
Zack: “I actually don’t, where’s the clitoris again? Is it in your ass?”

Zack: “It’s a movie, what could go wrong?”

Delaney: “I just wanted to see some free titties, that’s all, but there’s no such thing as free titties, is there Zack, is there?”

Zack: “Swallow My Cockucinno!”

Zack: “Look at all this production value, just waiting for us to put balls on it”

Delaney: “Don’t do that, the little dog don’t like that.”

Delaney: “I like that guy, but if he tries to fuck that little dog tonight, for real, I’m calling the Humane Society.”

Zack: “More tongue…little less tongue”

drunk customer: “Did you see the game? I was at it. Fuckin Rothis…Rothilsberger, the quarterback, was like, hug it, chuck it, football all night”

Zack: “What an artist, that guy, wasn’t that Kurosawa’s motto, ‘shit goin into other shit’?”

Deacon: “Jesus, what is that? A rumba?”
Lester: “What’s a rumba?”
Deacon: “That awkward movement.”

Miri: “That’s too dirty”
Zack: “Really?”
Miri: “That offends me”

Delaney: “This is the worst porno I’ve ever seen.”

Zack: (after sex with Miri) “That was fun”
Miri: “Yeah, fun”

Delaney: “In my producer capacity I’m shutting down the movie for tonight so we can get a little silly.”

Delaney: “So why don’t they just shoot you with a puck?”
Zack: “What do you mean?”
Delaney: “I mean what does paintball got to do with hockey?”
Zack: “Nothing, I guess”
Delaney: “So ain’t no prizes or?”
Zack: “No, no”
Delaney: “So, what they paying $5 for?”
Zack: “To shoot a Broad Street Bully…in the balls.”
Delaney: “White people are fucked up.”
Zack: “Yup, they sure are”

Lester: “…she said she missed the smell of you or some shit. (sniffs Zack). I don’t smell shit but that probably means she loves you or something.”

Other cool stuff is available at Kevin Smith’s official store, Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash.

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Since my original post, Awesome Hot Tub Time Machine Quotes, is popular and I caught some more hilarious quotes while watching the flick for the 2nd time after it’s DVD release I decided to share some more. Enjoy!

Lou: “I want the girl in the picture too. No tom foolery.”

Jacob: “A taxidermist is stuffing my mother.”-Jacob

Lou: “Fuckin Jacob, you suck and you know it.”

Lou: “Let’s get some cocaine and break into a school or uh steal a cop car or some shit.”

Jacob: “If he kills himself can we go home?”

Lou: “I feel fantastic, I wanna fuck something!”

“He’s got both arms.”
“Get him!”

Jacob: “Who are you, Hunter S. Thompson?”
Adam: “I thought I was.”

Adam: “Now I’m back in the fuckin’ 80’s and I hate this decade”

Lou: “That’s right, you got up on stage and were wildly mediocre.”

“Hey, what’s an email?”
Nick: “That’s not the point.”

Lou: “I love your coat, I don’t give a shit about animals either.”

Nick: “I don’t like you taking liberties with my dick.”

Lou: “We have a lot in common. We both love tits and Motley Crue.”

Lou: “Hey John Lennon gets shot. Wait, did that already happen?”

Jacob: “Wrong number, but you were a bad girl and you hurt him.”

Adam: “Were you just yelling at your 9 year old wife?”
Nick: “Yes”

Jacob: “I’m gonna tell everybody in prison that I traveled back in time to kill my own father.”

Jacob: “Nobody fucks my mother in the past!”

Nick: “This better be the last time my ass travels through time.”

Jacob: “I bet he’s on the Statue of Liberty and shit too.”

Kelly: “Is there alcohol in that?”
Jacob: “Yeah, I believe there’s still alcohol in Scotch.”

BONUS: Follow the cast on twitter!
John Cusack
Craig Robinson
Crispin Glover

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