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Kristen Wiig as Brenda Bunson & Seth Rogen as Frank

Sausage Party
directed by Greg Tiernan & Conrad Vernon
written by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Kyle Hunter & Ariel Shaffir
story by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg & Jonah Hill
starring Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill, Bill Hader, Michael Cera, James Franco, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Paul Rudd, Nick Kroll, David Krumholtz, Edward Norton & Salma Hayek
distributed by Columbia Pictures
release date: August 12, 2016
viewed at the theater

5 out of 5

Sausage Party premiere Seth Rogen Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd & Seth Rogen at the Sausage Party premiere

Sausage Party Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek as Teresa del Taco

Sausage Party is a hilarious, raunchy animated comedy from the twisted mind of Seth Rogen. Please watch the above video for our full take on this amazing movie. Yes, it’s full of spoilers!

Sausage Party Lavash

David Krumholtz as Kareem Abdul Lavash

Sausage Party elders

Craig Robinson as Mr. Grits, Bill Hader as Firewater & Scott Underwood as Twink

You can preorder Sausage Party here (Note: This is an affiliate link. If you shop on Amazon through this link, you may yield a small commission for this site.)

P.S. There are Sausage Party costumes and yes, they are sufficiently horrifying!

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Due Date is a road trip comedy about two people who are complete opposites starring Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis and directed by Todd Phillips (The Hangover, The Hangover 2, Old School, Road Trip). Initially I had no interest in seeing this film that seemed to just be a contrived money grab. When it hit DVD and I was subjected to the repetitive ads I figured that I would give it a shot. Yes, it’s an unneeded movie in the scheme of things but it’s very funny.

Ethan: “We haven’t been drinking, we split a 6 pack of 40s”

Peter: I’ve never done drugs in my life, this is abs, this is crazy”

Ethan: “I have 90 friends on Facebook, 12 of them are pending, but I have 90 friends”

Ethan: “he thinks he’s human, so stupid” (while feeding his dog at the table in a diner)

Ethan: “…Two and a Half Men is the reason I wanted to become an actor, especially the second season”


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Ethan: “I shouldn’t have come here, I’m allergic to waffles”

Ethan: “She’s very legitimate, I met her on Craigslist” (about a drug dealer)

Peter: “What terms do you think in?”
Ethan: “I’m not an accountant, I’m not even Jewish.”
Peter: “Are you an adult?”
Ethan: “Of course I’m an adult, I’m 23 years old.”
Peter: “You are the most shot out 23 year old I’ve ever seen.”

Peter: “You have a reservation at Chili’s?”
Ethan: “That’s actually smart, they get busy on Wednesdays”

Lonnie: (singing) “It’s closing time, time to go to Chili’s and chow down with my fuckin’ boys”

Ethan: “Oh that’s just me, I’m masturbating”

Peter: “Your fuckin’ dog’s doin it too”

Ethan: “I also fell asleep during a job interview at Bank of America”

Peter: “…I despise you at a cellular level.”
Ethan: “Okay, I’ve heard that before and I’m trying to work on it.”

Peter: “That was Shakespeare, heard of him?”
Ethan: “Yes, I’ve heard of him, he’s a famous pirate and by the way it’s Shakesbeard.”

Darryl: “and you just spit on his dog”

Peter: “Give me that dog and I will rip it in half.”
Ethan: “You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.”

Peter: “What was that site called?”
Ethan:ItsRainingTwoAndAHalfMen.com

Border Guard: “What about the dog? Does he have glaucoma? Cuz his eyes are glassy as fuck”

Ethan: “Well I’m in stealth mode, I’ve got the scarf on my head and everything”

Peter: “No I’m not naming my son after a masturbating dog.”

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