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Jennifer Love Hewitt recently posted these beautiful photos on her twitter feed. I don’t know what they are for. She’s shooting a television series reimagining of the TV movie The Client List The (trailer is below, premieres in March) so they could have something to do with that. They kind of look like shots you’d seen in a perfume campaign. Ooh, I bet she has great taste in scents. Umm, fingers crossed.


really digging these photos of Amanda Seyfried from Glamour’s March 2012 issue


Woot, the trailer for the musical How Do You Write a Joe Schermann Song is out.


The awesomely uninhibited blog The Girl’s Guide to Depravity is now a show on Cinemax. (premieres February 24th)


Elizabeth Banks’ directed and stars in this short film that aims to make women aware of their risk of a heart attack and what it feels like.


Yes, while promoting Ghost Rider 2 Nic Cage read the lyrics to LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It. Super duper!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c1NjWjf8sg


“It’s not actually a cheesecake, it’s all just a big lie”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnqfyCKXZPs
I assume this is supposed to be funny but it’s just awful. So awful that I had to share it. And that’s actually coming from someone who is a fan of Kate Walsh and wants to try these perfumes.


a cute purple makeup tutorial from xsparkage

outtakes from the wonderful film The Artist

Dream Big by Nakia
One of my favorite singer’s from the first season of The Voice, Nakia, has released this catchy song, Dream Big, and it’s free!

Madrid museum finds copy of Mona Lisa by da Vinci pupil-wow

DIY Haus of Price Bedazzled Shoes!-These shoes are to die for. If you are crafty you should so make a pair.

Fashion Icons can get CARRIED away…-some of Carrie Bradshaw’s great fashion moments

Cupid’s Arrow Cupcakes-I’m so not a Valentine’s Day kinda gal but these look terribly yummy. She even includes a PDF file for the hearts that she designed.

Ring This… Drinking Games-This is great. It’s a listing of TV and movie drinking games that includes the links to where to stream the shows online (ex. Netflix, Amazon Instant Video).

Meet The Man Behind “Parks & Rec” Paintings, Forks In “Twilight”

The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up More-yum frozen chicken dinners

Kickstart my Heart: Fucking James Franco
“Fucking James Franco” Review
So there’s a book for sale called Fucking James Franco. It’s a satirical erotic anthology involving fantasies about James Franco. He’s not actually involved with this. I was surprised not just because of the title but because it seems like he’s always juggling like 50 different things.

Ask Courteney Cox: My Tips To Fight Sun Damage, Keep Your Lips Moisturized and Your Hair Conditioned-very cool

Fake Criterion Collection Covers-includes Dude, Where’s My Car? and Dark City-very neat indeed

Andy Warhol’s Unseen Polaroids-If you live in San Fransisco be sure to check out this exhibition, The Andy Warhol: Polaroids / MATRIX 240, at UC Berkeley Art Museum.

Want to eat a BIG bowl of cookie dough?
Cake Batter Ice Cream
I just discovered ChocolateCoveredKatie.com so I haven’t had time to try these recipes yet but they look so good. Plus they include healthy ingredients..

Fashion On Film: 9 Movies With Inspiring Style-This is great because it highlights some less famous films that you (and I, xd) may not have seen. Plus some of the films are currently available on Netflix Streaming, score!

keeg’s birthday KISS-someone posted photos from their Kiss themed birthday party on the Kiss Facebook page, check ’em out. Yes, I’m a big Kiss fan and have also donned Gene Simmons’ makeup before.

My Breakfast with RuPaul….and why grudges are like CHICKEN TACOS WITH HOT SAUCE.“What did you want to be when you were a kid?: FAMOUS.” “Who is your dream guest?: CHER, she is the ULTIMATE DRAG AUTHORITY.”-cool intervew

Keith Richards, cheating death, my fear of camera phones and Vanessa Paradis: A surreal evening with Johnny Depp“If someone is being bullied or feels like an outsider and they relate to something that I’ve done, even if it’s just igniting a spark, that’s great. I had that feeling as a kid. I was messed with no end. And then you fight back – and that’s the rage that’s just under the surface, and in the end it comes out.”-a good, long interview. Plus his grandfather bootlegged moonshine, so did mine!

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Zack and Miri Make a Porno is a hilarious film by Kevin Smith starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks about two best friends who decide to film a porno together because they are destitute.

I love Craig Robinson.

 

I’m F&cking Seth Rogen!

video made by Rogen and Banks to promote the movie

Funny promo ID I made when the film was released. The site is still up, just click this pic to go make your own.

 

Zack: “That’s actually my fault, I should tell you, I asked for Friday morning off, so, sorry about that”
Delaney: “For what?”
Zack: “I actually just need a lot of recovery time, uh, tonight is me and Miri’s high school reunion, I’m just gonna get fuckin alcohol poisoning”

Zack: “What if you could do it all over again?”
Delaney: “I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence.”

Miri: “Tell me this doesn’t rock”
Zack: “It looks like you’re fuckin Ronald McDonald, it makes me want some chicken nuggets.”

Zack: “…no I’m a guy, give me 2 Popsicle sticks and a rubber band, I’ll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver”

Miri: “Is this sexy?”
Zack: “Yeah, in a To Catch A Predator sort of way, it’s pretty fuckin sexy”

Miri: “Look, even though we’re broke and we never amounted to anything we’re still better than these people, right?”
Zack: “No, not at all, we’re probably not even as good as most of em unless one of them’s a crackhead or something”

Bobby Long: “Well listen to you, thank you”
Miri: “No, don’t thank me, just fuck me”

Zack: “…see that right there, the one dressed like Hannah Montana”
Brandon St Randy: “In L.A. we call that Nickelodeon chic.”

Zack: “Who is your demographic?”
Brandon St Randy: “Do you like pussy?”
Zack: “yes”
Brandon St Randy: “Then not you”

Miri: “..that did not sound good, I fuck a lot is what I mean, that didn’t sound good either”

Miri: “You’re gay and I’m on the internet wearing a diaper?”
Brandon St Randy: “Who knew you’d come to Pittsburgh and meet a celebrity?”
Miri: “I’m gonna binge drink now until I pass out.”

Zack: “They fight just like real people.”

Miri: “You jest but these are the exact circumstances that people find themselves in right before they start having sex for money or makin porn.”

Miri: “If it’s so easy why doesn’t everybody do it?”
Zack: “Because other people have options and dignity, which we do not have, which puts us in an amazingly advantageous situation.”

Zack: “Porn has gone mainstream, it’s like Coca Cola or Pepsi with dicks in it…”

Miri: “Nobody wants to see us fuck”
Zack: “Everybody wants to see anybody fuck, I hate Rosie O Donnell but if somebody told me they had a video of her gettin fucked stupid I’d be like ‘why aren’t we watching that right now?'”

Zack: “Okay, you don’t want to fuck a stranger in a porno movie, for some reason…”

Zack: “This guy is amazing”
Miri: “He’s great lookin too”
Zack: “I wanna fuck him”

Zack: “Dawn of the Dick”
Miri: “But how are zombies doing it at all sexy?”
Zack: “I want to eat your brain, and your ass…”

Stacey: “Oh wait, oral, I like anal”

Lester: “Lester the Molester Cockinshtuff”
Zack: “That is the best porn name I’ve ever heard”
Lester: “I can have a porn name? Then I pick Pete Jones.”

Lester: “If I have to fuck a guy okay, but I’d rather fuck a girl”

Delaney: “On the other hand, fuck my wife”

Delaney: “What, Han Solo ain’t never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War!”

Lester: “Shit, are we really gonna shoot this in outer space?”

Miri: “like you know what you’re doing down there at all”
Zack: “I actually don’t, where’s the clitoris again? Is it in your ass?”

Zack: “It’s a movie, what could go wrong?”

Delaney: “I just wanted to see some free titties, that’s all, but there’s no such thing as free titties, is there Zack, is there?”

Zack: “Swallow My Cockucinno!”

Zack: “Look at all this production value, just waiting for us to put balls on it”

Delaney: “Don’t do that, the little dog don’t like that.”

Delaney: “I like that guy, but if he tries to fuck that little dog tonight, for real, I’m calling the Humane Society.”

Zack: “More tongue…little less tongue”

drunk customer: “Did you see the game? I was at it. Fuckin Rothis…Rothilsberger, the quarterback, was like, hug it, chuck it, football all night”

Zack: “What an artist, that guy, wasn’t that Kurosawa’s motto, ‘shit goin into other shit’?”

Deacon: “Jesus, what is that? A rumba?”
Lester: “What’s a rumba?”
Deacon: “That awkward movement.”

Miri: “That’s too dirty”
Zack: “Really?”
Miri: “That offends me”

Delaney: “This is the worst porno I’ve ever seen.”

Zack: (after sex with Miri) “That was fun”
Miri: “Yeah, fun”

Delaney: “In my producer capacity I’m shutting down the movie for tonight so we can get a little silly.”

Delaney: “So why don’t they just shoot you with a puck?”
Zack: “What do you mean?”
Delaney: “I mean what does paintball got to do with hockey?”
Zack: “Nothing, I guess”
Delaney: “So ain’t no prizes or?”
Zack: “No, no”
Delaney: “So, what they paying $5 for?”
Zack: “To shoot a Broad Street Bully…in the balls.”
Delaney: “White people are fucked up.”
Zack: “Yup, they sure are”

Lester: “…she said she missed the smell of you or some shit. (sniffs Zack). I don’t smell shit but that probably means she loves you or something.”

Other cool stuff is available at Kevin Smith’s official store, Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash.

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