A party animal has many needs aside from just booze and a table to dance on.
Obviously they need glassware. This whiskey glass looks awesome. Have you ever seen Cougar Town? If so you know that Miss Cox drank out of a huge ass wine glass that holds a bottle of wine. Many companies make these (I so want one!) and they are affordable. The teeny weeny martini set is more of an adorable display item than anything else. Nothing says you have a really obvious, hilarious drinking problem better than buying someone a comically oversized flask (64 oz, what!).
Many drinkers are also smokers. Or ya know, they only drink when they smoke. If you know a bar smoker (or, uh I guess they’d be a patio smoker now, blah) then grabbing them a lighter is always a good idea. Believe me someone’s already borrowed stolen theirs.
You know how you always have 3 drinks (since you can never remember the rest). This neato can opener counts your drinks for you in case you want to be able to account for the damage the next day.
Eventually you will need some greasy ass food. It’s just a fact. Maybe that night when you get done drinking (soaking up the alcohol) or when you can’t move the next day. Many of us dig Taco Bell and some gift certificates would totally come in handy. If your friend is more of a McDonald’s gal then swing by the golden arches instead.
Freakers are cozies for your beer. Yes they stretch and can be used for other bottles. I only remember to use my funny Freaker when I’m having a beer though. I’d probably use it for water bottles too but they are made so flimsy now, blah.
Whoever runs the party house definitely needs this Homer Simpson “The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems” poster.
To help your sexually free friend track their conquests snag the naughty/nice diary or the little black book. You know it’s classy cuz it’s from Tiffany’s.
Everyone needs to wind down (and recover) sometimes. Spend time with characters as debauched as you. The Hangover movies are a perfect fit. I also recommend the scandalous folks who populate Jackie Collins’ books. She’s currently offering personalized autographs on the above copies. They wouldn’t make it to your pal now but you could write down what it is on a note or just tell them about it. Or you could just snag the regular versions.
Christmas is almost here but many sites will still get you the item by Christmas if you order soon. Check their shipping info to be sure. I also recommend just hitting up a local store if you know that they have these specific items. I recommend checking the store’s site to see if it’s in stock first (it’s not always accurate though).
If you need more gift ideas please check out the other posts in my Holiday Sales Series.
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