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Oscars Fantasy

Jan
2012
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When I saw the newest IFB Project, Create Your Red Carpet Look, I knew that I had to participate. When I was about 12 I wanted to be an actress. This had nothing at all to do with realizing that acting was a real job and some lucky women were getting paid to make out with Keanu Reeves.

contributing to a generation of women who will totally marry a poor guy who passes out chocolate rings...as long as he's super hot

Wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, so when I was a girl and was given a beautiful dress I had visions of myself wearing it to the Oscars. In retrospect it was just a rayon dress that probably didn’t cost the original owner over $30 or $40 but to me it was a dream.

I thought of it as my Oriental Oscars Dress. Yes, Oriental was often tossed around as a fashion and beauty term for something exotic. It was a slinky gold dress with a cross front halter neckline (the halter crosses in front of the neck and around the back) and an Asian print. It didn’t flatter me at all (I have decent sized boobs) and I had nowhere to wear it but I still envision that if I were involved in the Oscars that’s what I’d wear. I’d have it custom made. It’s incredibly difficult to find a dress like this online to show you what I mean but the one below is the closest.

Of course since I’d be a nominee in this scenario brands would be throwing gorgeous, expensive pieces at me hoping that I’d incorporate them into my look. So I added these interesting pumps, a faux fur wrap, some vintage style hair combs (I’d definitely wear my unruly hair up), a bright shell bag and some expensive, coordinating earrings, a bracelet and rings. I’d pass on a necklace because of the gown’s neckline.

Check out red carpet ideas from other fashion bloggers,
IFB Project #32: Create Your Red Carpet Look.

What would you wear if you were attending the Academy Awards and had unlimited resources?

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Anyone can have a mugshot taken but it takes mad skills to take a hot one. Especially since someone probably just pulled your hammered ass off of the ground.

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Earlier this year Nic Cage was arrested for being drunk and disorderly in New Orleans (drunk in New Orleans?, no way!). Apparently if you ask cops to arrest you they will oblige. I thought what a good mugshot. It’s sexy and he even thought to close his eyes. That way you can try to deny your state of mind later. Unless, they have a video, oops.

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This reminded me of the super hot mugshot of Burn Notice star Jeffrey Donovan last year. That one was for a DUI in Miami (where they shoot the show). This photo is not just dead sexy for a mugshot. It’s just hot in general. Plus he may have had a cold. What do most of us look like when we are drunkenly nursing a cold?

I started thinking that there must be a lot of these out there but when you read about celeb mugshots it’s usually just that same old photo of Nick Nolte looking goofy. Let’s focus on the positive here people.

Kiefer Sutherland – drunk driving. This was an odd decision.
50 Cent – felony drug charges. He had his girl hide his fcoke in her panties. Wait, you mean that’s not a good plan?
Aidan Quinn – drunk driving
Al Pacino – concealed weapon (sounds like he may have been in a gang)
David Bowie – possesion of pot (they must have got him on a low key day for it not to have been cocaine)
Chace Crawford – possession of weed
Chris Tucker – speeding and then trying to elude the cops when they caught him
Kurt Cobain – trespassing/possession
Macauley Culkin – possesion of pot, Xanax, prescription sleeping pills
Matt Dillon – speeding
Donnie Wahlberg – arson. He lit a fire in a hotel room. So that’s how the New Kids on the Block partied.
Carmen Electra – fighting with Dennis Rodman
Foxy Brown – stealing makeup & then putting it on in the store’s bathroom
Edward Furlong – liberating lobsters while drunk
Billie Joe Armstrong – drunk driving
Mick Jagger – possession of narcotics
Shia LaBeouf – loitering at Walgreens (while drunk)
Lil Kim – possession of grass
Lindsay Lohan – It was difficult to choose just one. From when she served an hour and a half sentence
Michelle Rodriguez – breaking probation (by not doing community service and drinking)
Matthew McConaughey – possession of pot. Police were called due to a noise complaint. They found him loudly playing bongos, naked, while high.
Jim Morrison – public drunkeness at a football game. He was insulting football players, fuck yeah. Public obscenity, disturbing the peace and resisting arrest, as recreated in the movie The Doors.
Ozzy Osbourne – public intoxication. Surely they jest.
Keanu Reeves – drunk driving
Christian Slater – trying to take a gun on a plane in his suitcase
Vince Vaughn – bar fight
Woody Harrelson – dancing in the street drunk

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This post is a part of 90s Month.

I didn’t just want to do a teen idols post because that’s been done a lot. Plus I had a lot of odd or not age appropriate crushes as a preteen/teen. So I chose guys who I found hot back in the 90s. Because I had decided on shirtless photos they had to have turned 18 by the end of the 90s. I also used photos from the 90s when available & applicable.

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from top upper left: Kevin Bacon, 3 Christian Bale (with Dominic West sandwiched in there), 3 Antonio Banderas, 10 Brad Pitt, Casper Van Dien, Matt Damon, 8 Johnny Depp, 2 Devon Sawa, 2 Matt Dillon, Stephen Dorff, David Duchovny, 5 Ewan McGregor, Harrison Ford, 2 Brendan Fraser, 5 Richard Gere, 2 Josh Hartnett, Thomas Jane, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, 5 Keanu Reeves, 2 Leonardo DiCaprio, Jared Leto, Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg, 3 Mark McGrath, Paul Mercurio, Timothy Olyphant, 4 Vincent Perez,2 Ryan Phillippe, Brad Renfro, Rider Strong, 5 Johnathon Schaech, 2 Christian Slater, Shane West.

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Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey is the sequel to Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Bill & Ted are slacker, wannabe musicians. In the first film they traveled through time. In this follow up they travel to the afterlife, awesome! This is the sequel that I always bring up when someone says “All sequels suck and none are better than the original”. While I’m also a big fan of the first film this sequel is at least 10 times more amazing. (Also, Keanu has way better hair.)

Rufus: “A special treat from the 23rd century, Miss Ria Paschelle. Miss Paschelle, as you all know, is the inventor of the statiophonic, oxyogenetic, amplifier graphaphoner delaverberator, hard to imagine the world before we had them.”

Rufus: “…and very important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones.”

Evil Ted: “He’s totally a robot.”
Evil Bill: “So are you dude.”
Evil Ted: “We’re total metal heads!”

Evil Ted: “Catch you later evil dude.”

Ms. Wardroe: “Guys, you keep telling me you’re going to be the biggest band in the world but you stink.”
Bill: “Yeah, we don’t understand it either.”

Ted: “If we win I can totally pay you back the money I owe you.”
Captain Logan: “And what if you don’t win?”
Ted: “Well, um, I guess, um, maybe sell some more blood”

Ted: “I can’t believe Missy divorced your dad and married mine.”
Bill: “Shut up Ted”

Ted: “What’s next?”
Elizabeth: “Maybe she’ll marry you.”
Bill: “Yeah, then you’ll be your own step dad.”

Evil Ted: “Aim for the cat dude, aim for the cat!”

Bill: “Dude?”
Ted: “What?”
Bill: “I wonder if after we’re married the princesses will stay over with us.”
Ted: “Yeah, our girlfriends are most chaste.”
Bill: “At least they’re not dating our dads.”
Ted: “Good point dude.”

Evil Bill: “I totally fooled those other us’.”
Evil Ted: “Yeah, they’re completely brilliant.”
Evil Bill & Evil Ted: “Not!”

Evil Ted: (looking at a picture of the princesses) “I’ve got a full on robot chubby.”

Ted: “That other you’s a real jerk.”
Bill: “Yeah, I’ve got to work on being more considerate to myself when I become him.”

Evil Bill: “Yes, I totally lougied on that good, dead me.”

Ted: “I can’t believe we just melvined Death.”

Bill: “You totally did it dude.”
Captain Logan: “I totally possessed my dad!”

Bill: “Has this seance stuff every worked?”
Ted: “No, but it will today, dude.”

Missy: “Spirits, can you hear us?”
Ted: (hovering over Missy during the seance) “Yeah, and we can totally see down your”
Bill: “That’s your mom dude”

Bill: (while falling to hell) “Dude this is a totally deep hole.”

(in hell)
Ted: “Oh man, this is not what I expected this place to look like at all.”
Bill: “Yeah, we got totally lied to by our album covers man.”

Bill: “Ted, if I die you can have my Megadeath collection.”
Ted: “We’re already dead.”
Bill: “Then they’re yours dude.”
Ted: “Thanks dude.”

Bill: “There’s no way I can possibly do infinite push ups.”
Ted: “Maybe if he let’s us do ’em girly style”

Ted: (reading) “Only the most serene and enlightened souls shall gain audience. Dude we’re in big trouble.”

Ted: “Dude, we’re in heaven and we just mugged 3 people.”
Bill: “I know, we better get out of here before we ruin it for everybody.”

Heaven’s Receptionist: “What is the meaning of life?”
Ted: “Every rose has it’s thorn just like every night as it’s dawn”
Bill: “Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.”
Death: “Every rose has a thorn.”

Bill & Ted: “Catch you later God!”

De Nomolos: “I hate them. I hate the robot versions of them.”
Evil Bill: “You invented us dude.”

Death: “Did you assume that the most brilliant scientist in the entire universe would be from Earth?”

Evil Bill: “How’s it going lady humans?”

Bill: (to Station) “…plus you’ve got an excellently huge Martian butt.”
Death: “Don’t overlook my butt. I workout all the time and reaping burns a lot of calories.”

Bill: “You totally killed us you evil, metal dickweeds.”
Evil Ted: “Yeah, and we’re fully gonna do it again.”


Ted: “Dude, we still don’t know how to play.”
Bill: “Maybe we oughta get good dude, Ted.”
Ted: “How?”
(leave and return in phone booth)
Bill: “That was a fast 16 months of intensive guitar training dude.”
Ted: “Yeah, except for that 2 week medieval honeymoon.”


Bill: “And our back up dancers, Station’s most bodacious creations, the good robot us’!”

Death: “You might be a king or a little street sweeper but sooner or later you dance with the Reaper.”

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So not too long ago my friend scodal posted this photo of Christopher Walken that was taken when he was young. For like a second I was creeped out. Now I’ve actually had a crush on Walken since the ’90s when he got all uber cool doing the SNL hosting gigs & that Fatboy Slim video. But it still caught me off guard because I had never seen him young before. Well I ultimately thought it was hot and made it my desktop background.

Last night I was screwing around on the net and thought maybe I’d do a search for hot actors when they were younger. I think that many actors are hot at any age but this is still fun.


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Harrison Ford
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I fell for him when they rereleased Star Wars in the 90s.

Jason Statham
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Keanu Reeves
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in the little seen Little Buddha
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Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison
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Val Kilmer’s Official Site

Richard Gere
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Ray Liotta
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Alec Baldwin
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Stephen Baldwin
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Timothy Hutton
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Timothy Hutton on twitter

Jim Carrey in one of my faves, Once Bitten
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Jim Carrey on twitter

Dennis Quaid
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Martin Short in the raunchy Cross My Heart
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John Cusack
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John Cusack on twitter

Gerard Butler in Dracula 2000 (when I fell for him)
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Andrew McCarthy
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Rob Lowe
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