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aka Holy Threesome Batman

4.5 out of 5

Dale DaBon and James Deen in Batman A XXX Parody

I totally have a thing for both porn parodies and James Deen. Add the 60s kitschy Batman plot and I was all over this. The main cast also includes Dale DaBone as Batman (awesome retro look-BTW), Lexi Belle as Batgirl, Tori Black as Catwoman, Evan Stone as The Riddler, Randy Spears as The Joker, Alexis Texas as Molly and Kimberly Kane as Lisa Carson. The flick was written and directed by Axel Braun.

This simple tale involves Bruce Wayne’s girlfriend being kidnapped by the Riddler. That’s when Batman, Robin and Batgirl take action. As in the actual 1966 Batman movie Catwoman and The Joker are also in on the fun.

The sets, costumes and music are incredibly 60s, which is awesome. Braun certainly put the $100,000 budget to good use. Some pornos don’t put much thought into the sets or costumes but they really help get you into the world of a parody like this one.

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It’s so cheesily funny! If you love hearing Robin use his catchphrase “Holy” in a sexual manner you will definitely get a kick out of lines like “Holy popshot” and “Holy Viagra” being uttered by Deen. Cast members “walking” up the sides of buildings and the Batusi are some other very fun moments.

batgirl xxx

The variety of sex scenes include Bruce Wayne’s gf and The Riddler, Batman and an ally of The Joker, The Joker and his female cronies, Robin and Batgirl and Batman and Robin and Catwoman. My favorite scene by far is, not surprisingly, Robin and Batgirl. James Deen (Robin) is my top celeb crush and Batgirl is hot and adorable. I also dig Batman’s sex scenes. The detractors for me are The Riddler’s and The Joker’s sex scenes. I find The Riddler’s costume too creepy to want to watch that scene more than once. The Joker’s isn’t as bad but he’s definitely not sexy.

I highly recommend checking out my favorite and most viewed porn parody today!

Note: I originally reviewed this on another site that I’m not interested in promoting anymore. Thus this review has been re-purposed for my blog.

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Zack and Miri Make a Porno is a hilarious film by Kevin Smith starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks about two best friends who decide to film a porno together because they are destitute.

I love Craig Robinson.

 

I’m F&cking Seth Rogen!

video made by Rogen and Banks to promote the movie

Funny promo ID I made when the film was released. The site is still up, just click this pic to go make your own.

 

Zack: “That’s actually my fault, I should tell you, I asked for Friday morning off, so, sorry about that”
Delaney: “For what?”
Zack: “I actually just need a lot of recovery time, uh, tonight is me and Miri’s high school reunion, I’m just gonna get fuckin alcohol poisoning”

Zack: “What if you could do it all over again?”
Delaney: “I would jerk off and live by myself. That woman is the bane of my existence.”

Miri: “Tell me this doesn’t rock”
Zack: “It looks like you’re fuckin Ronald McDonald, it makes me want some chicken nuggets.”

Zack: “…no I’m a guy, give me 2 Popsicle sticks and a rubber band, I’ll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver”

Miri: “Is this sexy?”
Zack: “Yeah, in a To Catch A Predator sort of way, it’s pretty fuckin sexy”

Miri: “Look, even though we’re broke and we never amounted to anything we’re still better than these people, right?”
Zack: “No, not at all, we’re probably not even as good as most of em unless one of them’s a crackhead or something”

Bobby Long: “Well listen to you, thank you”
Miri: “No, don’t thank me, just fuck me”

Zack: “…see that right there, the one dressed like Hannah Montana”
Brandon St Randy: “In L.A. we call that Nickelodeon chic.”

Zack: “Who is your demographic?”
Brandon St Randy: “Do you like pussy?”
Zack: “yes”
Brandon St Randy: “Then not you”

Miri: “..that did not sound good, I fuck a lot is what I mean, that didn’t sound good either”

Miri: “You’re gay and I’m on the internet wearing a diaper?”
Brandon St Randy: “Who knew you’d come to Pittsburgh and meet a celebrity?”
Miri: “I’m gonna binge drink now until I pass out.”

Zack: “They fight just like real people.”

Miri: “You jest but these are the exact circumstances that people find themselves in right before they start having sex for money or makin porn.”

Miri: “If it’s so easy why doesn’t everybody do it?”
Zack: “Because other people have options and dignity, which we do not have, which puts us in an amazingly advantageous situation.”

Zack: “Porn has gone mainstream, it’s like Coca Cola or Pepsi with dicks in it…”

Miri: “Nobody wants to see us fuck”
Zack: “Everybody wants to see anybody fuck, I hate Rosie O Donnell but if somebody told me they had a video of her gettin fucked stupid I’d be like ‘why aren’t we watching that right now?'”

Zack: “Okay, you don’t want to fuck a stranger in a porno movie, for some reason…”

Zack: “This guy is amazing”
Miri: “He’s great lookin too”
Zack: “I wanna fuck him”

Zack: “Dawn of the Dick”
Miri: “But how are zombies doing it at all sexy?”
Zack: “I want to eat your brain, and your ass…”

Stacey: “Oh wait, oral, I like anal”

Lester: “Lester the Molester Cockinshtuff”
Zack: “That is the best porn name I’ve ever heard”
Lester: “I can have a porn name? Then I pick Pete Jones.”

Lester: “If I have to fuck a guy okay, but I’d rather fuck a girl”

Delaney: “On the other hand, fuck my wife”

Delaney: “What, Han Solo ain’t never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War!”

Lester: “Shit, are we really gonna shoot this in outer space?”

Miri: “like you know what you’re doing down there at all”
Zack: “I actually don’t, where’s the clitoris again? Is it in your ass?”

Zack: “It’s a movie, what could go wrong?”

Delaney: “I just wanted to see some free titties, that’s all, but there’s no such thing as free titties, is there Zack, is there?”

Zack: “Swallow My Cockucinno!”

Zack: “Look at all this production value, just waiting for us to put balls on it”

Delaney: “Don’t do that, the little dog don’t like that.”

Delaney: “I like that guy, but if he tries to fuck that little dog tonight, for real, I’m calling the Humane Society.”

Zack: “More tongue…little less tongue”

drunk customer: “Did you see the game? I was at it. Fuckin Rothis…Rothilsberger, the quarterback, was like, hug it, chuck it, football all night”

Zack: “What an artist, that guy, wasn’t that Kurosawa’s motto, ‘shit goin into other shit’?”

Deacon: “Jesus, what is that? A rumba?”
Lester: “What’s a rumba?”
Deacon: “That awkward movement.”

Miri: “That’s too dirty”
Zack: “Really?”
Miri: “That offends me”

Delaney: “This is the worst porno I’ve ever seen.”

Zack: (after sex with Miri) “That was fun”
Miri: “Yeah, fun”

Delaney: “In my producer capacity I’m shutting down the movie for tonight so we can get a little silly.”

Delaney: “So why don’t they just shoot you with a puck?”
Zack: “What do you mean?”
Delaney: “I mean what does paintball got to do with hockey?”
Zack: “Nothing, I guess”
Delaney: “So ain’t no prizes or?”
Zack: “No, no”
Delaney: “So, what they paying $5 for?”
Zack: “To shoot a Broad Street Bully…in the balls.”
Delaney: “White people are fucked up.”
Zack: “Yup, they sure are”

Lester: “…she said she missed the smell of you or some shit. (sniffs Zack). I don’t smell shit but that probably means she loves you or something.”

Other cool stuff is available at Kevin Smith’s official store, Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash.

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