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(source: marshall-beercules.tumblr.com) Kyle: “What’s that smell…?” Adam: “Oh, uh yeah, I ran out of shampoo and I had to use Rachel’s” Kyle: “You smell like you fucked the cast of The View” (source: christophernolans.tumblr.com) Kyle: “Has she been sucking on your dick, been giving you blow jobs? Adam: “No, she doesn’t like to” Kyle: “She [...]

(as per usual spoilers abound) Ally: “Oh, I’m sorry, it just, um, felt kind of serious last night when you were doing me from behind but I couldn’t see your face, so” Daisy: “& to be honest I was always a little worried about the way he kept wanting to do it doggy style” Ally: [...]

“What’s great about this country is America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you can know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a [...]

Doug: “I broke the window again” Doug: “I was like, Emilio!” Roxbury Bouncer: “You’re brothers?” Doug & Steve: “No. Yes, man!” Kamehl: “Take you’re dancing monkey brother with you” Doug: “I think you’re confusing Steve for someone who gives a flying rat’s ass.” Steve: “Flying rat’s ass? That’d be cool to see.” Doug: “You know [...]

I am very excited about Sex and the City 2 coming out on Thursday. So I’ve decided that this week will be Sex and the City Week here. I will be posting a new SATC post everyday. You may want to rewatch SATC prior to the film’s release but not have time to marathon the [...]